Today is Wednesday, which is typically nicknamed “Hump Day.” I have just the video for this day.
Not long after Donald Trump picked first-term senator and Hillbilly Elegy author J.D. Vance there have been talk about how Trump is now experiencing a sort of a buyer's remorse about his VP pick. First there were rumors about an alleged passage in Vance's book about a steamy scene involving a latex glove wedged between two sofa cushions. Even though Snopes has since labeled that rumor as false, it still persists on social media, resulting in all kinds of jokes and memes.
So J.D. Vance isn't really a sofasexual. While the couch rumors are clearly not Vance's fault, another incident that led to more jokes about Vance is something that Vance initiated himself. He had shared a video on Twitter/X that supposedly showed a dolphin doing something inappropriate with a human woman. Some people noticed that the words “woman” and “dolphin” were in bold, which indicates that Vance had actually searched for that video using those terms.
So I made this short video featuring J.D. Vance, a dolphin, and a sofa. I created the dolphin reclining on a sofa graphic using Microsoft's Copilot AI. I did the mockup in InShot then exported it into TikTok, where I added Marvin Gaye's seductive classic “Let’s Get It On.” That video has especially gotten a lot of views on TikTok and YouTube Shorts. Here's the video below. Enjoy!
What's really wild is that a few days after I made that video, Twitter/X went wild with another J.D. Vance rumor: He supposedly has a sock fetish.
Man, you really can't make this stuff up.
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